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protectrons:

spookyjesy:

minestuck:

do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”

my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a locker

the truth is out obama

(Source: lieutenantbites)

zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

(Source: thefilmfatale)

isis-:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

it tok me a while but i got it

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

"I hope
you never
regret me."

- 5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

(Source: expresswithsilence)

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

h3nta1:

melbourne taken by me
alt-johnny:

bumblebee crotchbath looks good here
808vibesss:

“There must be something strangely sacred in salt. It is in our tears and in the sea.” / Taken by riosage